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__* Dumb ways to die G .
♧. Dumb ways to die (Metro Trains Melbourne). _01 Set fire to your hair. Poke a stick at a grizzly bear. Eat medicine, that's out of date, Use your private parts as piranha bait. _02 Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die. _03 Get your toast out with a fork. Use your own electrical work. Teach yourself how to fly. Eat a 2-week-old, unrefrigerated pie. _04 Invite a psycho killer inside. Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride. Take your helmet off, in outer space. Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place. _05 Keep a rattlesnake as a pet. Sell both your kidneys on the internet. Eat a tube, of superglue. ( I wonder. What's this red button do? ) boom. _06 Dress up like a moose during hunting season, Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason. Stand on the edge of a train station platform. Drive around the boom-gates at a level crossing. Run across the tracks between platforms. _07 It may not rhyme but it's quite possibly. The dumbest ways to die. So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die. _08 Spoken: Be safe around trains. A message from Metro.